a typo and suddenly you wish you were dad
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rosa parkour
leaping over segregation
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I’d like to take y’all through my dinner process tonight
“cut cooked pizza into 4-8 slices”
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i laugh every time when someone says “californians”
I just watched an old couple get into their car and set off the alarm and then try to turn it off for like ten minutes before giving up and driving away with the alarm still going off
now that i think about it maybe i just watched an old couple steal a car
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